Eat, Read, and Be Mommy

I’m almost sure that normal people don’t look at their (and their children’s) library cards and try to arrange reading schedules in their heads so that there will be enough space available should all the holds on all the cards come in at once.  I’m also fairly certain that most people’s answer to this problem wouldn’t be to sign their 4-year-old up for her own library card.

I’ve never claimed to be normal.  Guess what I’m planning on doing this week?